CHARACTER INTERVIEW: The Mad Hatter
Hey, everyone! It's your girl Swanangel15 and I just felt like switching things up a little with my blog. Today I'm doing a character interview on, you guessed it, The Mad Hatter, due to the label on his hat "In this style 10/6, which is today's date. The crazy, my bad, the mad host of the tea party Alice attended in Wonderland. Today I sat down with The Mad Hatter and was served some very questionable tea. Here is how our conversation went..
Swanangel15: Thanks for seeing me today
Mad Hatter: No wonder your late. Why this clock is exactly two days slow.
Swanange15:l But I'm not late, I arrived before you.
Mad Hatter: Oh, have I gone mad!
Mad Hatter: I'm afraid so but can I tell you a secret?
Mad Hatter: All the best people are
Swanangel15: All the best people are what?
Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have.
Swanagel15: Eh, thank you, but I think were getting off topic.
Mad Hatter: I would very much like to hat it.
Swanangel15: Excuse me.
Mad Hatter: I use to hat The White Queen, you know.
Swanagel15: No, I don't know.
Mad Hatter: Her head was very small.
Swanagel15: Okay, I don't think I'm going to get much information from you but it was nice meeting you.
Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no other on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
Swanangel15: Yes, that is very nice to know (gathers things to leave)
Mad Hatter: Which luckily I am (insane, I mean, mad laughter)
Swanangel15: Bye (Runs away form the room)
There you have it! My conversation with the Mad Hatter and I have to say, he's not as mad as I thought he'll be. Unfortunately I did not get to interview the sexy Johnny Depp version, he could have said the craziest things in the world and I would have stayed.
Hope you enjoyed the interview, I have to get over my shock of this one to do another. I was seriously afraid for my life, especially when he started laughing.